WTF were they thinking?

Do celebrities sign a contract promising to name their offspring ridiculous names? I mean, does having fame and or money, really entitle you to saddle your child with some hideous moniker? These kids better be seriously great looking..and pack a good right hand. Not that there aren't some fucked up old names..take Dorcas for instance. Or Nimrod ( yeah..it's an actual name!) Bertha, Bulah, Agnes...*shudders* But some of these new, made-up names, are just wrong on so many levels...I didn't run into a Female' or numbers or symbols ( Prince, aside ) for names..yet...
There are websites dedicated to these atrocities against children... :p

I like this one

I've listed the parental units responsible for these tragedies.

Don't even get me started on Michael Jackson :x

Dolly Rebecca Rose and Charlie Tamara Tulip (Jerry O'Connell )

Bronx Mowgli ( Ashley Simpson )

Bluebell Madonna: Geri Halliwell

Brooklyn: David and Victoria Beckham (also parents to Romeo and Cruz)

Gaia: Emma Thompson and Greg Wise

Gulliver: Gary Oldman and Donya Fiorentino

Heaven: Lil' Mo (also mother to God'Iss Love Stone)

Liberty: Ryan Giggs

London Emilio: Slash

Luna Coco Patricia: Frank Lampard and Elen Rive

Marquise: 50 Cent

Rufus Tiger: Roger Taylor also father to Tiger Lily and Lola Daisy

Saffron Sahara: Simon and Yasmin Le Bon (also parents to Amber Rose and Tallulah Pine)

Sage Moonblood: Sylvester Stallone and Sasha Czack (also parents to Seargeoh)

Satchel: Spike Lee and Tonya Lewis Lee

Seven Sirius: Andre Benjamin and Erykah Badu

Shiloh Nouvel: Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie

Sosie: Kevin Bacon and Kyra Sedgwick

Suri: Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes

Zola Ivy: Eddie Murphy and Nicole Mitchell

MORE:

Apple (Gwyneth Paltrow & Coldplay's Chris Martin)


Blue Angel (U2's The Edge)


Fifi Trixiebelle, Peaches Honeyblossom and Pixie (Bob Geldof)


Caledonia (Shawn Colvin)


Camera (Arthur Ashe)


Moon Unit, Dweezil, and Diva Muffin (Frank Zappa)


Sailor Lee (Christie Brinkley)


Puma (Erykah Badu)


Memphis Eve (U2's Bono)


Rumer and Tallulah Belle, Scout (Bruce Willis & Demi Moore)


Prima Sellechia (John Tesh & Connie Selleca)


Tu (Rob Morrow)


Reignbeau (Ving Rhames)


Moxie Crimefighter (Penn Gillette of Penn & Teller)


Calico (Alice Cooper)


Lark Song (Mia Farrow)


Willow Camille Reign (Will Smith & Jada Pinkett)


Destry (Steven Spielberg and Kate Capshaw)


LaPrincia (Bobby Brown)

Heavenly Hiranna Tiger Lily - (Michael Hutchence of INXS)

Fuchsia (Sting)


More Stupid boy names

Aja (Shania Twain)

Kal-El (named after Superman) (Nicolas Cage)


Banjo (Rachel Griffiths)


Audio Science (Shannyn Sossaman)


Aurelius Cy (Elle Macpherson)


Bamboo (Outkast's Big Boi)


Bow-Ty (50 Cent)


Dweezil and Ahmet (Frank Zappa)


Free (David Carradine & Barbara Hershey)


Jermajesty (Jermaine Jackson)


Zowie (David Bowie)


Zolten (Penn Gillette of Penn & Teller)


Pilot Inspektor (Jason Lee)


Racer, Rocket, Rebel and Rogue (Robert Rodriguez). He also has a daughter, Rhiannon.

Freedom (Ving Rhames)


Denim Cole and Diezel Ky (Toni Braxton)


Seven Sirius (Andre 3000 & Erykah Badu)


Hud and Spec Wildhorse (John Cougar Mellencrap)


Atlanta (Duran Duran's John Taylor)


Thyme (Emma Thompson)


Homer James Jigme (Richard Gere & Carey Lowell)


Indiana August (Casey Affleck)



Ocean (Forest Whitaker)


Jaz (Andre Agassi)


Messiah Ya'Majesty (rapper T.I.)