Rachael Ray is hiding in my bathroom!

And I think it was me who allowed her to do it. Well, actually, it is my newest RR cookbook..but it was disconcerting to see her staring at me at 7:30 this morning. Her 'delish' 'yummo' and 'evoo' make me want to seriously kick her ass. But it is all I can do to be upright and mobile that early. If she's still in there later today..I may just have to have a throw down with that hyper be-yotch.

I left the house today

Just because I wanted to.
NANA NANA BOO BOO


Oh yeah.

TODAY IS DEBBIE SLIWINSKI'S BIRTHDAY!!

HAPPY BIRTHDAY, DEB!! :)

Happy Valentine's Day!

My daughter felt good enough to go to lunch..what else do I need? :):) Money..yes, I would also accept money. HAHAHAHAAA

Billy Mays has important things to tell us

There are some things you just know to be true...

Billy Mays has important things to tell us ...

I know cause the 4 yr. old me, as he stared intently into the TV screen. He is impressed with Mr. Mays; he told me " I love Billy Mays! He has great products that you need!" So far, Billy hasn't sold me anything, but if the 4 yr. had money..I would own a plethora of Mays' products. Billy Mays and Debbie Meyer should get married; she could keep all his products fresh.

ITunes, Amazon.Com,Barnes and Noble, Kohls Dept. Store ...

they all know me by name, and own a piece of my soul. I suck.

Don't answer ...
When your hsb. asks you if you use ITunes very much. Just blink and say something innocuous like..oh, sometimes..mostly I upload my own stuff.

Everything in our house is meant to hang clothing on ...
I know this is true because my hsb. hangs his clothes on EVERYTHING in our house, including the vacuum. WTF?

Any/every box of cereal only yields 3-4 bowls ..
portion control, smortion control; that 12 serving thing on the nutritional values is simply a 'suggestion'

These are just some of the things I learned today! Everyday is a learning experience ;)

SS,DD

Well, all of her test came back fine. Spinal was clear, MRI's came back negative. While those are excellent reasons to celebrate, we still don't have an answer; she will be going to U of M to see if they have a definitive diagnosis. Right now, the working theory is : MS/MS symptoms caused by HUMIRA.

Lots and Lots and Lots of side effects.

Tomorrow, tomorrow..

We find out tomorrow..MAYBE..what the results of the botched ( did I say that??) spinal* and the rest of the tests have given us.

Pray hard, wish us ( ERICA ) luck!

*more on this later.....

NOTES TO SELF

• the dog is 16 in human years. When she meanders out the bedroom, it is already too late. Keep the timer set, ship her tiny ass outside.
• Red flannel sheets maybe festive, warm, and snuggly..but they are a poor choice when you are owned by cats who sleep on the bed. Try not to be mad, he really did mean well when he chose them.
• All of your cats are retarded. All.of.them. Face it, you did something terrible in a former life, and they are your payback. You are their slave and will be until you die. Where upon you will be met on the Rainbow Bridge by all those who have gone on before..and promptly clawed to death ( again ) for some perceived, past minor indiscretions.
• You are always going to be behind in everything. Get over it. It will always still be there when you get home. Getting Erica back on her feet is the only thing that matters.
• Make Hsb. pitch in and IGNORE the incessant whining he does. Pour a bucket of fuck it on it and make him do something, anything!
• Add to this list later..there are other things you should be doing, dammit!
  

/do you have the answers/?

It isn't that I have too much time on my hands, quite the opposite. But I as I go about my day, thoughts of things that I find are really mind-numbingly stupid fly, in and out.

1. Arnold Schwartenagger. He is Gov. of California..and he has allowed it to run into bankruptcy. I don't want to hear how things are bad all over..he started CA's downward spiral before rest of the country went to shit. Way to stay ahead of the curve there, Arnie. Now he wants to tax Veterinary bills! Like taking your sick, 4 legged loved one to the dr. is a luxury. Fuck off, Arnie.
2. Can anyone ANYONE actually name 5 movies this abuser of the English language has made? The Terminator/Conan series' does NOT count. I can't, and I am pretty good at warehousing useless information. This just makes him another failed actor in office.
3. What the fuck is wrong with Casey Anthony's family? I blame her parents as much as I blame her, for little Caylee's death. Crazy Anthony and her child lived with them, ffs. How can someone, a child, live in your house, be missing for 5 weeks, and YOU not do something? They should all be put away..there is something very wrong there.
4. Crazy baby-having,at home living, octuplet dropping be-yotch on the news: someone do something; her own mother has finally had enough. How does someone with 6 kids get fertility drugs? AND invitro? Oh yeah..cause ALL of her kids are invitro; the whole thing is just nuts! Click link below to see story. You can't make this shit up.
   
5. http://abcnews.go.com/Health/WomensHealth/story?id=6774471&page=1
6. 700 billion dollar bail out, half of it dispursed..and the gov't can't rightly say who got the money. WTF?? Umm, I don't have it, do you?
   
7. Obama is a power mad idiot who has most of the country snowed. Not me, I have never bought his song and dance, never will. Bush sucked, but Obama is going to make everyone wish this election had never happened. He is a dictator in the making; he is sticking his nose in where gov't does not belong. People are throwing away their rights to him. This is the way it starts, people. Wake the fuck up!
8. Oprah Winfrey. Stop.her.now. I don't care if she is fat, has a thyroid problem, or cries when Obama enters the room. I am sick to death of the "It's all about me, show!!" and I don't even watch her or read her magazine. Open a school here..not just for underprivilged black kids, but for any kid that needs it. Actually do something right here at home...AND STOP WHINING ABOUT YOUR INSIGNICANT, NEARLY NONEXISENT PROBLEMS.
9. I wish I was as fat as Jessica Simpson. 'nuf said.
10. Why is is acceptable for non profit organizations to harrass me/you via the phone? If I had the money to donate, I would. And once I donate, don't send me a bill! Ask Special Olympics how well that worked out for them. I do not owe you the money, that is why it is called a 'donation'; sending me a notice that my 'donation' is overdue just pisses me the hell off. STOP IT, or no more money for you! Ever! x(
    
11. I have a ton of them, but not a ton of time..I will add to this later