Wanna make something of it?

I've been busy, what can I say? :p

TONIGHT ON: HOUSE....

THEY KILLED KUTNER!
wtf??

4/7/09

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Now I don't feel bad at all they killed Kutner off.
Piece of shit quit the series to work for NOBAMA. fuck them both.

:(( Paisley..I miss you, honey

We lost a beloved ( well, they are all beloved ) furry, four legged member of our family this week. 'nuf said.

Rachael Ray is hiding in my bathroom!

And I think it was me who allowed her to do it. Well, actually, it is my newest RR cookbook..but it was disconcerting to see her staring at me at 7:30 this morning. Her 'delish' 'yummo' and 'evoo' make me want to seriously kick her ass. But it is all I can do to be upright and mobile that early. If she's still in there later today..I may just have to have a throw down with that hyper be-yotch.

I left the house today

Just because I wanted to.
NANA NANA BOO BOO


Oh yeah.

TODAY IS DEBBIE SLIWINSKI'S BIRTHDAY!!

HAPPY BIRTHDAY, DEB!! :)

Happy Valentine's Day!

My daughter felt good enough to go to lunch..what else do I need? :):) Money..yes, I would also accept money. HAHAHAHAAA

Billy Mays has important things to tell us

There are some things you just know to be true...

Billy Mays has important things to tell us ...

I know cause the 4 yr. old me, as he stared intently into the TV screen. He is impressed with Mr. Mays; he told me " I love Billy Mays! He has great products that you need!" So far, Billy hasn't sold me anything, but if the 4 yr. had money..I would own a plethora of Mays' products. Billy Mays and Debbie Meyer should get married; she could keep all his products fresh.

ITunes, Amazon.Com,Barnes and Noble, Kohls Dept. Store ...

they all know me by name, and own a piece of my soul. I suck.

Don't answer ...
When your hsb. asks you if you use ITunes very much. Just blink and say something innocuous like..oh, sometimes..mostly I upload my own stuff.

Everything in our house is meant to hang clothing on ...
I know this is true because my hsb. hangs his clothes on EVERYTHING in our house, including the vacuum. WTF?

Any/every box of cereal only yields 3-4 bowls ..
portion control, smortion control; that 12 serving thing on the nutritional values is simply a 'suggestion'

These are just some of the things I learned today! Everyday is a learning experience ;)