I have the Vet on speed dial

I decided I needed to ask the vet about the cat thing; while I waited to speak to the Dr., the tech and I chatted. I think it went well.

ME: I think I need a hobby; know of any I might be interested in?

HER: ummm, no..I know you are married.

ME: Pfft, yeah but my HSB. lets me do about anything I want; just don't suggest bowling unless it is on the Wii.

HER: Wait, what is it you said you needed?

ME: A hobby.

HER: OMG, I thought you said you needed a hottie.

I have to admit, I like the way she thinks :)